Nuh-uh!

Nuh-uh. False.

Isn't that your dog barking?

...yeah, he made me laugh. He said to me at the airport how on earth did you get off a non-stop flight? Hey Sally, isn't that your dog barking?

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Jizz mate

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The blue goldfish

-Have you noticed the blue goldfish by the toilet-seat?

= Nah!

- You'll see, just lay a shit after dinner.

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Matt, the sloppy fellow!

Hey Bobby, you remember that sloppy fellow Matt who when I was 16 stole my snooker cue from the garage and got on my bicycle and ran away and never returned neither my snooker cue nor my bicycle? He’s dead now. Ann’s mum said someone ran him over this morning and escaped.

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Hey

Hey

2 things:

1. Where's the Hoover?
2. If anyone wants this bag of booze, take it.

(ps. Where's the chair too?)