The story of a giant tangerine llama

One day a giant tangerine llama died very suddenly. The FBI said that it was an act of aggravated llamacide. However when the llama shot his friend with a magnum, which was melting and hence un-fatal; a falling cow suddenly noticed that he was falling into a deep orgasm which was cut short by Boutros Boutros-Ghali. "Argh!!!" screamed the tank, after it crashed into a brick wall. The bricks showering a small yellow tortoise. The tortoise said Golly Gosh! What in God's name are those bricks made of, they hurt so much. It turned out hidden deep down in the bricks there was a random piece of elephant poo. Suddenly A llama exploded leaving a messy stain all over his crotch, which looked quite incriminating.