The Starfish people

Today, I went off to the edge of my universe, and I slipped on a big piece of Plutonium fuel rod and I fell in love with Kylie Minogue. If my mother was here, she'd rip John Major's cardigan in a heated tin of beans fighting about the nature of the weird and wonderful world of the Starfish people. Surprisingly enough, the starfish people were sent to seek guidance from the fairies with small magical silver inscribed vibrators which they use to purify someones soul. However, the Pope said to hand them over unless they were using them to entertain their young cute furry little gerbils. The next time they could find some batteries they arranged to hire the mafia to take care of those troublesome Popes. Following this the UN security chimpanzee, called for witnesses to testify in tortured confessions involving the penguins Beak. This was to no real avail. However, inserting cucumbers down Mexico way makes tequila worms slide easily along an open wound. Give my remains to Keith and Johnathon.