Eternal sunshine of a cabbie

I hate religion.

My wife was the 100th woman I slept with.

I know one word in Persian and that is Panj
which is five. I don't know why that's stuck in my mind.

I hate catholics, they're the most hypocrites of all.

If you chop the head, the body just ain't got a fucking clue what to do.

Foreigners don't get taxi, they get a bike or just walk.

English hate Jews; prejudicism.